Still, there are plenty of reasons why moms, Maria Shriver in particular, wouldn't want Miley Cyrus dating their sons. Begin slideshow The Kennedy family is notoriously secretive, and Miley Cyrus quite literally can't close her mouth.
Whether it's her veneers, her tongue or just being obnoxious, that's not a good match for anyone involved.
Maria Shriver doesn't approve of Miley Cyrus dating her son. Miley Cyrus was quietly dating Patrick Schwarzenegger for months, but only recently went public with their romance: The pair were spotted making out last month at a USC game, and the couple kept the sexy party going at Art Basel in Miami last week.
And by "party," we do mean : Cyrus and Schwarzenegger were spotted boozing, glassy eyed and smoking what looked an awful lot like marijuana throughout the festival. That's right: Patrick Schwarzenegger's blue-blooded, Kennedy-bred mother, Maria Shriver.
Most moms want a woman who will take care of her son as well as she could, which, if you're old fashioned, includes what the guy eats.
And apparently, Miley Cyrus isn't really into cooking with a lot of fiber.
Noah and Austin even went jet skiing in the clear blue waters – and they looked quite cozy together, if you ask us! Now excuse us while we think over some possible ship names for the duo – Naustin, anyone?Her first romantic relationship, Cyrus said, was with a girl.Her family, the former Hannah Montana star admitted, did not approve.“I grew up in a very religious Southern family,” she explained.One of her proudest moments came, she said, when a young girl on revealed that Cyrus was “the reason she came out.” “My mom started crying,” said Cyrus.