That way, you’re not going from, “Listen to this annoying ass thing that happened to me at the grocery store today,” to “you like that?
”Your partner will give their own clues as to whether or not you’re hitting the right buttons.
Read on for general advice — and most importantly — straight-up lines of dialogue you can steal and put in your back pocket.
You know how Spotify free is like, SO GOOD until you hit an ad and inevitably hand over your credit card number for premium?
Try teasing your partner like you’re also a music streaming service who refuses to give in to Taylor Swift's demands.
Lauren suggests “setting the stage” with a quick call or flirty text that will make your partner really look forward to talking with you.
A side note to the creepy dudes, you know if you just want pictures of girl’s boobs you can turn off Google safe search and literally anything you type in will bring up boobs. Here are some steps to guide you through your sexting experience. Here’s an actual text a female friend of mine received from a guy WHO GOT HER NUMBER FROM FACEBOOK: There are obviously so many things wrong with this.
Now I know you’re excited and can’t wait to dive into your new world of textual exploration but slow down. The first mistake was hunting down a phone number on Facebook like Joey Greco from Cheaters but that’s a whole other set of issues.
Phone sex is a great and safe place to talk about the things you wouldn’t or couldn’t do in real life.
You might find yourself following along with your partner’s imagination, or you might be taking the reins yourself.
If you’re shy, your partner might only need to know that you’re a willing participant to take off and lead for you.
Also, if you send a picture of your penis know that she’s sent it to her friends as a joke.
Trust me on this, I wish it wasn’t true because I’ve jokingly been sent more awkward penis pics from my female friends than I’d care to mention. Look, I know you’re in the moment and probably typing with one hand but seriously, make sure you don’t have a typo. While sex with you may only last for 2 minutes, your sexting should not. If you go straight to the sex there’s not much left to text about. I didn’t know there were guys out there who did this, but apparently I was very wrong: Seriously fellas, if you get to that point maybe just let them know with your words and not the sound. You want this girl to think you’re sexy but try to keep your physical descriptions realistic.
Her text was “UGH” and he responded with the word “Pic.” Was she really going to say “Wow, this stalker found my number, revealed who he was to my dismay, and now he wants a provocative picture of me? ” To make matters even worse, he waits ten hours or so and this time puts PIC in all caps like maybe yelling it in her face will change her mind.