Though I have to admit that it is factually correct – at least judging from my group of friends – the reasons he gave for why we’d rather be dating specimens from your side of the Channel couldn’t be further from the truth.For a start, everything we do is apparently French, therefore charming. Even when you're absolutely raging and want to tear him apart with your bare hands, he will tell you you're adorable. He will take absolutely everything you say literally. If he can't pronounce Monty Python correctly, he shouldn't be allowed to repeat the 'Dead Parrot' sketch ad nauseum.9. He's far more likely to offer to pay on a date and actually want to pay, not wait for you to get your wallet out and insist you split it.5.
A less obvious charm of the rosbif would be their near total incapacity to not be awkward in social situations.And he knows all the best places to stop on the way.10.His mother loves you already and she hasn't even met you.Same goes for smoking: non-smoking French exes complained about feeling like they were kissing an ashtray but here, it’s just seen as a wonderful thing us people do, like eating croissants for every goddamn meal and having read all of Sartre from age seven.Another frankly outdated cliché playing in our favour is our apparent God-like knowledge of food and wine.